worst bands of the 2000s
Their brand of twee is cloying and grating like an attention-starved, sugar-crashing eight-year-old who wants you to admire his finger painting, while youre trying to wash the dishes. The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave Matthews, bassist Stefan Lessard, drummer/backing vocalist Carter Beauford and saxophonist LeRoi Moore. Whats next, hair-pulling and time-outs? We don't want to hate on them too much because now its pretty 'hip' to hate Nickelbackbut hey it's still kind of fun. Drummers such as Sacha Gervasi, Amir, and Spencer Cobrin had all filled in as Bush drummers before Robin Goodridge was made the permanent fit and thus completing the Bush lineup. By siouxsie. Since their demise the members of One True Voice have failed to scale the heights of success and Daniel was recently seen failing to get to the final stages of this years X Factor in front of one time contemporary Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud, now a multi-millionaire X Factor judge. WebCan you name the 20 Worst Bands? Vote now in our 2015 Best of L.A. Readers Choice poll. Get Free is still fine? So when something half decent comes along, its easy to get carried away. Unfortunately, they were so clean-cut they made Santa Clause seem like Jack the Ripper and made us wish that old Jack would go rip their smirky smiles off their faces. Fleet Foxes, unfortunately, are more like Weetabix, a healthful, bowel-movement-inducing breakfast option that skimps on taste. Another band that just call to mind video games. In short:a song so inane and dumb that electroclash legend Peaches felt compelled to write a parodic riposte, the bracingly gross My Dumps. Worst bit: Counting Crows singer Adam Duritzs purring la la la la chants. See More by this Creator. Probably the worst band musically of the decade this group of peroxide punks have gained notoriety for a series of publicity stunts. Will happily stomp and screech along to Standing In The Way Of Control for the rest of my life. Initially a chart failure, Punk Rocker found unexpected success when free spirit Sandi Thom did a virtual tour, whereby she performed gigs via webcam and streamed them online. Thats Not My Name was lead singer Katie White ranting about her frustrations with being a woman in the music industry, which is fair but Jesus, if I ever hear it again Ill scream. -Ben Westhoff, Did you know that Blues Travelers John Popper used to be a member of this damn group? Juke Box Hero is no Pinball Wizard; I Want To Know What Love Is will make you wish you didnt; Feels Like The First Time will hopefully be your last; Head Games is not about oral sex; Urgent is not that; Hot Blooded,Double Vision and Cold As Ice will send you to the doctor. Metro Station - What do you do if Billy Ray Cyrus is your Dad and tween sensation Miley Cyrus is your sister? Irish sport images provided by Inpho Photography 'This Love' was the bands biggest hit alongside the vaguely creepy 'She Will Be Loved'. I was born too late into a world that doesnt care, she sings, dreaming of a time when music really mattered (vom), when accountants didnt have control / And when media couldnt buy your soul. Real music didnt win, on this occasion. You can obtain a copy of the Users are reminded that they are fully responsible for their own See if you agree with Rolling Stone readers top-10 list of the worst90s bands. That name, man. American rock band, formed in 1995 in Tallahassee, Florida. WebWorst band of all time 24 Ed Sheeran Edward Christopher "Ed" Sheeran is an English singer-songwriter and musician. Dave Matthews Band. What made it so bad: Its a song about a tractor, for starters. By siouxsie Inexplicably popular, the band continue to break peoples ears and will to live the world over. And on closer inspection, Thoms debut is a nauseating hark back to the oh-so-glorious olden days, with several factual flaws, the most notable being that Johnny Rotten wouldnt be seen dead with flowers in his hair. News images provided by Press Association Tell us in the comments below. Yet theres a difference between simple pleasure and mind-numbingly dumb. They're generic, they're insultingly unintelligent, they do not have absolutely the slightest modicum of self-awareness, and they're about as "extreme" as Coldplay is exciting. Avril Lavigne. MDQL is preparing to belt! MORE INFO. Getting angry with the Pussycat Dolls is like getting angry with Bank of America or Walmart. Axel F was one of those irreversible mistakes, the kind that spirals out of control before you realise whats actually happening. EMPICS Entertainment / PA Wire WebHere are 20 of the worst: Sandi Thom, I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair), 2006 What made it so bad: Cast your mind back to 2006, when you had to ask Like Piers Morgan. Why you start a pop punk band who can't see past Fall Out Boy for influences of course! Hating Nickelback used to be cool, but it's so easy that it's kind of just a fact, now. Axel F was one of those irreversible mistakes, the kind that spirals out of control before you realise whats actually happening. American rock band that was formed in Charlottesville, Virginia, United States, in 1991. But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. Its excellent that theyve got great abs, and they certainly have the right to wear their shiny jackets wide open. If we open that door, it may not be one we can close, folks, and it's way too soon for anyone to be pining away for the days when George W. Bush was head bitch in charge and Paris Hilton had a show on network television. WebIt's not that they're the worst bands ever, but the fact that they're so fucking boring makes them worse than some of the actual worst bands. Its an instant fix, like downing a couple of fizzy drinks in one go. Even their most well-known musical insult "Down With The Sickness" literally reenacts a mom's whipping of her child. EMPICS Entertainment / PA Wire / PA Wire, Indie for the ladsladslads. Having cleverly adopted the CCTV sign seen everywhere for their first album the band went post structuralist on us in 2007 with the cover for 'Once Upon A Time In The West' which simply says in block capitals 'NO COVER ART'. Whats worse is that, while good bands struggle to make decent money, Hootie seemingly siphoned off all of it in their 90s heyday, going more platinum than Sandra Dee. Worst bit: The rolling piano refrain is actually quite good, which throws the whole song into stark relief. I was born too late into a world that doesnt care,, when accountants didnt have control / And when media couldnt buy your soul.. Lets not neglect how wonderful it was to witness a puffa jacket-wearing Dane Bowers singlehandedly stinking out Posh Spices big solo move. Well, in this case the common rap happens to be true. 10. The point being: had this song not existed within a viral fad, literally nobody would care. The group was moved to Island Def Jam Music Group, which they eventually left after conflict with the label about creative input. 50. Their most recent album, Away from the World, was released in 2012, and also debuted at number one on the Billboard chart. Until these '00s shows stop, I'll be reminding everyone of not only how terrible frosted tips are, but how awful music from the '00s was, because I'm afraid for our nation. Their Pete Waterman created, insipid single 'Sacred Trust' failed to hit the number one spot and was pipped to the post by 'Sound Of The Underground' by their TV competitors Girls Aloud. Sort of like anchovies; in fact, its quite fair to call Rush the anchovies of rock music. 15. Whether they're singing songs about wishing to cheat on their existing girlfriend with their ex or- actually, you understand I should not even need to continue that sentence. If football chants gave royalties, The Automatic would be millionaires. American rock band that formed in 1986 at the University of South Carolina by Darius Rucker, Dean Felber, Jim Sonefeld, and Mark Bryan. I'm serious even the 1970s with its strange clothing and dime-a-dozen disco can't compete. What made it so bad: He delivers the song with the enthusiasm of a man signing a contractual agreement to see Simon Cowell in the flesh every single day for the foreseeable future. Nick, Joe and Kevin are met by hordes of screaming girls wherever they go, but they make us scream for altogether different reasons. Nirvana went through a succession of drummers, the longest-lasting being Dave Grohl, who joined the band in 1990. Busted Incredibly, the 'orrible three piece sold a massive 3million albums in their four year career as well as scooping two BRIT Awards. But we were naive in 2006. -Nicholas Pell, Formed in the late aughts, The Raconteurs consist of Jack White and some other guys. I don't think I need to remind everyone about how terrible frosted tips on whine-singing dudes were, right? Comments. Top Ten Awkward Coachella Dance Move GIFs. Let me fill you in on this weird theory that I have: I'll bet every penny in my savings account that I can prove the 2000s spawned some of the lamest and straight-up embarrassing musicians the world has ever seen. Smash Mouth is what would have happened if Limp Bizkit made love to a Lisa Frank poster. This was the first single from the bands comeback album Beautiful World, and that comeback has brought nothing good to the universe (except the song Shine, which is admittedly quite likeable). And, lastly, I want to clarify that not all of the bands pointed out on this list existed simply throughout the 2000s, but they are remembered as '2000s musicians'. Scouting For Girls, you crossed the line about eight choruses ago. Good Charlotte Its sexual politics are questionable at best Fergie sings about shaking her moneymakers to get ahead in life and the song relies on fairly pitiful rhymes (They say Im really sexy /The boys they wanna sex me) to make its dubious point. Hot Leg - A second appearance here for Justin Hawkins (formerly of The Darkness). Because they combine simple composition with over-the-top production and pretentious length. In other words, LCD Soundsystem fans are the type of people who think buying their 10-year old kid a Public Image Ltd. record for his birthday is an example of good parenting. Rashawn Ross and Tim Reynolds have also become full-time touring members of the band. : How did this happen? WebAs noted in our piece on how Pearl Jam are the most boring band in 20 years, grunting, dumb hats and Z-grade attempts at Whos Next do not a great rock and roll band make. Nirvana's brief run ended following the death of Kurt Cobain in 1994, but various posthumous releases have been issued since, overseen by Novoselic, Grohl, and Cobain's widow Courtney Love. If the Black Eyed Peas, the creators of nonsensical hits like "Boom Boom Pow" and "My Humps," qualify as music, then any kid with a Barbie Mix It Up DJ Turntable is Mozart. -Jeff Weiss. But people kept referring them to these labels which diluted the music genres so much its now just a big. at the Disco, which makes this entire decade of music suck just a little bit harder than it did before. Twenty years later and chances are that you can still hear Rucker rattling around there in your brain. Where would the world of sporting montages be without The Hives? Oh god, the song. Canadian rock band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta. The band has been nominated for 3 Grammy Awards and have sold around 40 million records worldwide. No, they deserve special mention for the critical crusade to pass James Murphy off as indie rocks preeminent male role model in spite of, nay, because of his worldview which remains as rigid and obnoxious as Toby Keiths. So-ng. The band's bland music had no real edge and just enough melody to have comfortably become background noise, except then the booming baritone voice of Darius Rucker came on and bore into your skull like a drill. Worst bit: Its chipmunks singing about sex. She's another reminder that we live in a post-Black Eyed Peas era. In 2011, Nickelback released their latest studio album, Here and Now which again topped the charts,] with a supporting tour that began in April 2012. All Rights reserved. Tis all they were good for. Why take our chances? The band's 2009 album Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King (the first album since Moore's death) debuted at number one on the Billboard 200, earning the band their fifth consecutive number-one debut making them the second band behind Metallica to do so. -Jeff Weiss, See also: The Eagles Hotel California: Why This Song Sucks, Once upon a time/When the world was just a pancake/Fears would arise/That if you went too far youd fall/But with the passage of time/It all became more of a ball. -Some Dave Matthews lyrics, You want a real American Horror story? Just have a little patience while I bang my head against this wall and wait for the pain to eclipse the misery of this song. Trace Cyrus is the lead in this group of wannabe punks and his equine features gallop their way through everything Metro Station do. Reproduction of material from any Salon pages without written permission is strictly prohibited. Nobodys done it since, and not because folk duo Nizlopi are boundary-pushing innovators. Whats that coming over the hill? Their second album was called Konk, which is quite fitting, in retrospect. 11. It was an actual, living hell. Report. The problem is that Animal Collective are a special kind of unlistenable; their albums dont reward active engagement, but they dont make good background music, either. Please note that The Journal uses cookies to improve your experience and to provide Dishonorable Mentions not on this list: Kid Rock, Linkin Park, real Matchbox 20, Spin Doctors and Blues Traveler rest assured you are all hated, as well. However, at some point during all of this '90s hysteria, no one noticed that there was a change a-comin', and that change is one we'd all be better off without: the '00s. 10 Worst Hard Rock Lyrics Of The 2000s. Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. PH: (01) 6489130, Lo-Call 1890 208 080 or email: info@presscouncil.ie. The Darkness - No, it wasn't a bad nightmare. WebReaders Poll: The Ten Worst Bands of the Nineties 1. Formed in 1994, Limp Bizkit became popular playing in the Jacksonville, Florida underground music scene in the late 1990s, and signed with Flip Records, a subsidiary of Interscope, which released their dbut album, Three Dollar Bill, Yall$ (1997). Which was a good tactic on his part, because they were crap. The band has won numerous awards and they have won 12 Juno Awards among 28 nominations.The band is based in Vancouver, Canada. American pop-rock band from Tulsa, Oklahoma formed by brothers Isaac (guitar, piano, vocals), Taylor (keyboards, piano, guitar, drums, vocals), and Zac Hanson (drums, piano, guitar, vocals). By this time Westlife were six albums deep into a career built upon dull, saccharine ballads and the formula was very tired indeed. The album did not match the sales figures of Nevermind but was still a critical and commercial success. The band consists of lead vocalist Scott Stapp, guitarist and vocalist Mark Tremonti, bassist Brian Marshall and drummer Scott Phillips. Truthfully the best part of Papa Roach's presence is that at this moment, they have actually basically ended up being a meme. And so in that spirit we present the worst bands of all time. "The Most Hated Band in the World" gave birth to the most obnoxious fans in the world, the Juggalos, who are virtually a gang at this point. Tokio Hotel - Hugely popular in Europe, Tokio Hotel have yet to replicate their success in Britain or the USA. Cringiest Lines of the New Millennium. 8. Maybe, but if youve got Foreigner on the playlist, she wont be waiting for you. Limp Bizkit is one of the rare band names that could not be made any more ridiculous if it were spelled "LiMp b!ZKiT," an observation that makes the band's unchecked anger so hard to take seriously. Following the release of their album, Results May Vary (2003), Borland rejoined the band and recorded The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1) (2005) with Durst, Rivers, Lethal and drummer Sammy Siegler before entering a hiatus. / Get it crackin / Dont stop, get it get it. This was for a kids movie. Weve all happily hollered along to Dreaming Of You in Whelans or wherever else, but how many people would actually say theyre a fan of The Coral? This makes them make the list. These results are sure to anger many people, but remember that this is a readers' poll. 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best, Doug Peters / EMPICS Entertainment / EMPICS Entertainment. We always appreciate the feedback. Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. (When, by the way, they'll still be terrible.).
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